I felt like a balloon today,
Thus suck in too much air during the short campus run,
My tummy is ever threatening to burst,
On the way back it was growling and screeching,
start to play lame games in the train with Ruth,
My God i nearly killed everyone in the train

These is the chat log between my anus and the brain

Ernest’s Brain says:
Don’t shit on the train
Ernest’s Anus says:
I can’t help it; the pressure is reaching breaking point!
Ernest’s Brain says:
I repeat, do not ever shit on the train
Ernest’s Anus says:
Release bowel movement in 10…9…8…7…6…5
Ernest’s Brain says:
!@$#%#@$%@#, you are reaching home soon
Ernest’s Anus says:
*Growl and screech*
Ernest’s Brain says:
Phew, lucky it didn’t shit on the train!